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Shingeki no claimer [しんげきのクレーマー]

Subbed by TheBlackCero


New Drama Claimants
Composer: Dennoko-P
Vocal: Aoki Lapis
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm31427134


~Translation~

There was a little girl wearing a red riding hood, called the Little Red Riding Hood.
She went to visit her sick grandmother,
carrying some yummy cake and wine with her.
Into the forest she went: “I’m on my way!”
A wolf, upon seeing that,
got to the grandmother’s house before her.
It swallowed the grandmother in one big gulp
and lay in bed waiting for the Little Red Riding Hood.
When Little Red Riding Hood arrived, she asked:
Grandmother, why do you have such a terribly large mouth?
Well…
All the better to eat you with!
And the wolf devoured Little Red Riding Hood

That’s too cruel, letting a person be eaten like that!
How dare you make her wear such a short skirt! You pervert!
How dare you make a child carry alcohol! You scum!

There was a girl wearing a red riding hood and a looong skirt.
The Little Red Riding Hood went to visit her sick grandmother,
carrying some yummy cake and wine (lookalike, but it’s actually juice. *Only drink after you’ve turned 20.) with her.
Into the forest she went: “I’m on my way!”
A wolf, upon seeing that,
got to the grandmother’s house before her.
And then, the grandmother—
shot the #%#@%

How dare you kill the poor animal!
No matter how you look at it, that’s alcohol, not juice!
The long skirt is still provocative and indecent!

There was someone who is the polar opposite of a sexy woman, who wore a red riding hood. (*The person is 43, so there’s no problem even if they drink alcohol.)
They went to visit their sick grandmother,

How can you let the poor granny be sick like that? You demon!
They should live together with the granny in the first place!
Who the heck is this anyway?!!

There was a person who lived together with their healthy grandmother.

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