Apple dot com [アップルドットコム]

Subbed by TheBlackCero


Composer: Pinocchio-P
Vocal: Hatsune Miku
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm31491163


~Kanji~
アップルドットコム

りんごは 赤い
赤くて うまい
刑務所で食べたら さらにうまい
野良犬は 噛む
どうせまた 噛む
腕まくりして こっちから噛ます

バイトの面接準備万端
準備だけやって応募してない
若手の頃の自分を見てるようで
可愛がりつつ
出る杭打つ

ほったらかしで 腐っています
にっこり顔に 刺さってるダーツ
めんどくさいから なんもしない
じっぱひとからげの 負債

「あいつ本当にめっちゃいい奴。」と
言ってる奴がめっちゃ嫌な奴
この世界を救ったヒーローも
一部の人には好かれてない

ネットで検索携帯プランを賢く選んで
ソシャゲ課金で月200万
平身低頭 誠心誠意 謝りながら
巨大な斧を担いでるカス

ほったらかしで 腐っています
にっこり顔に 刺さってるダーツ
めんどくさいから なんもしない
じっぱひとからげの 負債

深夜頭上に 溜まってるガス
まったりムードで 重罪科す
天竺着いても なんにもない
じっぱひとからげの 未来.com

りんごは 赤い
赤くて うまい
刑務所で食べたら さらにうまい
りんごは 赤い
赤くて うまい
死刑の前なのに やはりうまい

ほったらかしで 腐っています
にっこり顔に 刺さってるダーツ
めんどくさいから なんもしない
じっぱひとからげの 負債

深夜頭上に 溜まってるガス
まったりムードで 重罪科す
天竺着いても なんにもない
じっぱひとからげの 未来

ほったらかしで 腐っています
にっこり顔に 刺さってるダーツ
めんどくさいから なんもしない
じっぱひとからげの 負債

元気はないけど 生きています
ほんのり うすら笑っています
なんにもないけど ちょっと期待
じっぱひとからげの 未来.com


~Romaji~

ringo wa akai
akakute umai
keimusho de tabetara sara ni umai
norainu wa kamu
dōse mata kamu
udemakuri shite kotchi kara kamasu

baito no mensetsu junbi bantan
junbi dake yatte ōbō shitenai
wakate no koro no jibun o miteru yō de
kawaigari tsutsu
deru kugi utsu

hottarakashi de kusatte imasu
nikkori kao ni sasatteru dātsu
mendokusai kara nan mo shinai
jippa hitokarage no fusai

“aitsu hontō ni metcha ii yatsu.” to
itteru yatsu ga metcha iya na yatsu
kono sekai o sukutta hiirō mo
ichibu no hito ni wa sukaretenai

netto de kensaku keitai puran o kashikoku erande
soshage kakin de tsuki nihyakuman
heishin teitō seishin seii ayamari nagara
kyodai na ono o katsuideru kasu

hottarakashi de kusatte imasu
nikkori kao ni sasatteru dātsu
mendokusai kara nan mo shinai
jippa hitokarage no fusai

shin’ya zujō ni tamatteru gasu
mattari mūdo de jūzai kasu
Tenjiku tsuite mo nannimo nai
jippa hitokarage no mirai dotto komu

ringo wa akai
akakute umai
keimusho de tabetara sara ni umai
ringo wa akai
akakute umai
shikei no mae nanoni yahari umai

hottarakashi de kusatte imasu
nikkori kao ni sasatteru dātsu
mendokusai kara nan mo shinai
jippa hitokarage no fusai

shin’ya zujō ni tamatteru gasu
mattari mūdo de jūzai kasu
Tenjiku tsuite mo nannimo nai
jippa hitokarage no mirai

hottarakashi de kusatte imasu
nikkori kao ni sasatteru dātsu
mendokusai kara nan mo shinai
jippa hitokarage no fusai

genki wa nai kedo ikite imasu
honnori usura waratte imasu
nannimo nai kedo chotto kitai
jippa hitokarage no mirai dotto komu


~Translation~

Apples are red;
red and delicious.
They’re even more delicious when you eat them in prison.
Stray dogs bite.
They’re gonna bite again anyway,
so I’m gonna roll up my sleeves and let them bite me.

I’m fully prepared for my part-time job interviews,
but all I’ve done is prepare, without applying for them.
It’s like looking at myself during my younger days:
having a soft spot for myself
while hammering down any nail that dares sticking out.

I’m rotting away as I neglect myself.
My face’s smiling, but there’s a dart piercing it.
It’s such a pain, so I’m not doing anything.
I’ve got all kinds of debts lumped together haphazardly.

The one who says: “He’s seriously a super nice person”
is actually super obnoxious.
Even the hero who saved this whole world
is not well-liked by a certain part of the population.

I do my research on the Internet to choose my cell phone plan wisely,
but I’d end up spending 20 grand on microtransactions per month.
I’m the kind of scum who’d be on my knees, profusely apologizing
while carrying a huge axe on my shoulder.

I’m rotting away as I neglect myself.
My face’s smiling, but there’s a dart piercing it.
It’s such a pain, so I’m not doing anything.
I’ve got all kinds of debts lumped together haphazardly.

There’s gas accumulating above my head in the dead of night.
Ever so casually, I commit felonies.
Even after arriving at India, there’s nothing there.
All lumped together haphazardly—my future.com

Apples are red;
red and delicious.
They’re even more delicious when you eat them in prison.
Apples are red;
red and delicious.
It’s right before my death penalty, yet they’re still delicious after all.

I’m rotting away as I neglect myself.
My face’s smiling, but there’s a dart piercing it.
It’s such a pain, so I’m not doing anything.
I’ve got all kinds of debts lumped together haphazardly.

There’s gas accumulating above my head in the dead of night.
Ever so casually, I commit felonies.
Even after arriving at India, there’s nothing there.
A future where everything is haphazardly lumped together.

I’m rotting away as I neglect myself.
My face’s smiling, but there’s a dart piercing it.
It’s such a pain, so I’m not doing anything.
I’ve got all kinds of debts lumped together haphazardly.

I’m not feeling okay, but I’m living.
I’m smiling, ever so faintly.
I don’t have anything, but I’m keeping a little bit of expectation alive.
All lumped together haphazardly—my future.com

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